glewmie:

moxperidot:

henstomper:

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

animorphs

bugfluids:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

A red flag… for WHAT exactly?

raymon14:

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

dailyskeletonreminders:

trashboat:

unclefather:

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

i’m thinking about it

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

anxietyproblem:

mjalti:

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

frogmp3:

men will wipe down a counter and then eat the rag they used to do it. just kidding men do not know how to wipe down counters

c-bassmeow:

niambi:

teamnowalls:

localstarboy:

Being drunk vs Being high

i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression 

#it’s funny cuz they are both going through it

stimman3000:

these pictures of my friend’s dog are really the fattest fucking mood

driftinbuddy:

more-notes-than-you:

no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY

muffy packing her lunch

platinumnib:

Well, fuck me.

I’ve found it. 

I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.